Hehe...Just kidding

By: Tropical_Bob Mood: RROD (dead) Date: 11/04/2007 22:15:03 Music: None

About that whole "(I guess RROD somehow signifies that...mkay...?)" thing. I totally knew that RROD stood for Red Rings of Death. *Cough*

Well...I'd just like to state my increasing dislike of this stupid double space when you hit enter once thing. No me gusta. Oh wait, I don't speak Spanishese...Nevermind.

Anywho...*cougH*...I mean *Cough*...

I'm just getting sidetracked here aren't I? Aren't blogs just fun!? No, not really. I was really kidding about that. That's what I meant my title to be. Or maybe not. I don't know.

So back on topic, despite there not being a real topic, since I only blog about useless stuff to waste Gamertag.com's bandwiidth and make you read all this nonsense for no reason...Except maybe my advice at the end. I'm sure it's saved quite a few lives throughout the last couple blogs. But probably not. Because you people probably see random crap in the first sentence and ignore everything else. Then you post a comment that could relate to anything that anyone could blog about to make me feel better.

But I'm not falling for it. Hear that? Probably not. Since I'm typing, unless you have like super hearing or some sort of long-distance toll-free mind reading powers, I should change that to "See that?" But still probably not, because you likely skipped over this part.

Or maybe you just skip over all the frosting or whatever you'd call that crap above and get straight to my advice. Kind of like a broccoli popsicle. Who wants to eat a broccoli popsicle? But the catch is, they hide one of those stupid, yet wonderously amusing jokes on the stick. So instead of puking your way to victory by eating the popsicle, you pose this question: What would Master Chief Do? ( WWMCD TM(R) ) The answer: He straps a tactical nuke to the popsicle and sends it flying through space on a rocket fired from a SPNKr M19 SSM MAV/AW shoulder-firing rocket launcher into a Covenant CCS-class cruiser, slipping through the shields to hit the reactor, blowing it up, sending it on an uncontrolled spiral into Halo Installation 02, causing it to fragment into several pieces, one of which manages to travel through Slipspace for a little while to revert back into normal space in the middle of High Charity, causing a huge explosion there due to the sudden matter rearrangement, meanwhile the other pieces land on and smash into the entire Covenant army/space armada, thereby ending the threat of the Covenant to the human race. Oh, and he just pwnt the Gravemind in the fl00xing face while that happened, so the Flood's done and over with too. Buuuuuut, since you can't do all that because you aren't awesome and all...You just smash the broccoli popsicle into a wall to get to the deliciously humorous joke on the inside.

So here it is, you lazy bastage (Unless you actually toughed all that crap out somehow...). Ponder this: Does more bandwidth mean that the guy playing the trumpet is fat?

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!